I was tagged by Plushy. So here we go...

1) How old do you wish you were?
5. Yay for no obligations. >>;;

2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
My 7th grade math class.

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Falcon PAAAAAUUUUUNNNCCCHHHH!

4) Do you consider yourself kind?
Most of the time.

5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
My forehead. It'd be lawlz-worthy.

6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Russian are smexeh.

7) Do you know your neighbors?
You mean the registered sex offender and 40 year old virgin that plays DnD in his basement?

8) What do you consider a holiday?
When you get stuff for doing nothing and get off work/school.

9) Do you follow your horoscope?
Predictions are like religion. All made up and full of fairy tales that'll never happen.

10) Would you move for the person you loved?
Jup.

11) Are you touchy feely?
Depends. What do you look like? >;3

12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
Depends on HOW opposite.

13) Dream job?
Art Director and story writer.

14) Favorite channel(S)?
The Weather Channel. Its always on.

15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
The Gathering Ground.

16) Showers or Baths?
Bubble baths.

17) Do you paint your nails?
I ain't emo enough for that.

18) Do you trust people easily?
No.

19) What are your phobias?
Anthropophobia.

20) Do you want kids?
One boy, one girl, one adopted asian girl.

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
I barely keep a digital one.

22) Where would you rather be right now?
Saturn.

23) Heavy or light sleeper?
How drunk am I?

24) Are you paranoid?
Yes. Very. Leave. NOW!!!

25) Are you impatient?
Yes.

26) Who can you relate to?
I'm my own person.

27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
Asians are hot.

28) Have you been burned by love?
Burned? No. Just stabbed.

29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?
What's a ringtone? (Has no cell)

30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
Masturba--... Reading a book. :3

31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
"wnt 2 cyber?"

32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Deadweight's couch.

33) What color shirt are you wearing?
A sleeveless black shirt.

34) Why is there no question here?
But... that is... a question...?

35) Name three things you have on you at all times~?
Hair tie, Tripp shorts, my dogtags.

36) What color are your bed sheets?
Black with white stains. >>;;

37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
How much is lint worth?

38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
The cock: I like their wings. :3

39) What's your favorite town/city?
Moscow, Russia. They have sexy people there.

40) I can't wait till?
The zombie apocalypse happens.

41) Who got you to join myspace?
I'm too nerdy for MySpace. Its why I have an account on GaiaOnline.

42) What did you have for dinner last night?
Ramen and a sammich.

43) How tall are you barefoot?
5'10''.

44) Have you ever smoked heroin?
Just pot.

45) Do you own a gun?
Mossberg 12 guage.

46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Orange Juice. It hells all, even zombie bites.

47) What is your favourite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My peni--sonality. Personality. Yeah.

48) Do you have A.D.D.?
And O.C.D.!

49) What time did you wake up today?
3:49.... PM.

50) Current worry?
Life.

51) Current hate?
Emo kids and Narutards.

52) Favorite place to be?
Game Nite.

53) Where would you like to travel?
Mississippi; to see my Plushy.

54) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Hopefully married, with kids, and having a successful career in cartooning.

55) What songs do you sing in the shower?
DotA - Basshunter.

56) What was the last thing that made you laugh?
Deadweight.

57) Worst injury you've ever had?
A concussion and dislocated thumb.

58) Does someone have a crush on you?
I hope not.

59) What's your favorite candy?
Gummy Worms. They rule.

60) What song is stuck in your head?
The theme song from Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM)